Ok, I have decided to take it upon myself to give a practical guide into the mind of a typical guy for all the ladies out there. you are welcome.
Are you one of those women that has sat there wondering ‘What is going on inside that guy’s mind?’ Well, no fear my lovely friends, your pal Almighty Ray is here with some answers. You might not be ready to hear them, but this is the truth as I know it. This is taken from my own experiences as well as the countless dudes who have told me the truth in my life.
You might be sitting there thinking to yourself, ‘Self, why can’t i get a man?’ This is easy.
First off ask yourself, are you horrible? This might sound awful, but be real with me here. Do you present yourself as someone young, exciting, sexy, and blowing away all points of person hygiene? If the answer is honestly NO to all 4 then you know where you are to start. If you answered honestly YES to all 4 then go have fun! This shit is not for you! The rest of you however know that you are a project that must convince another’s mind that you are the one. This is no small feat and should you feel that you have gotten inside someone’s mind, by all means follow up on it! Your inherent ‘Cuteness’ is not going to last my fair ladies! Strike while the iron is at least mildly warm!
Anyways, I would venture a guess that about 2 out of every 3 guys out there think that they are supposed to be married by age 25. Those that feel that way will not let little things like ‘Fights all the time’ or ‘She lies to me constantly’, or ‘I’m not really into this chick’ get in the way. They think that society wants them to be married by 25, and that is what they will do! On a totally unrelated side note; The divorce rate in this country is over 50%. Just sayin’. If you attend 2 weddings, at least one of them is rotten.
Let’s assume for the moment that you were unable to bag one of those guys by the age of 25. Well then, you got your work cut out for you. You see, unmarried guys over the age of 25 but under the age of 32 are looking for one thing in life; Quantity.
This is for real. If you are with a guy who is unmarried by 25, then he has poken through society’s game. He feels the adage of ‘Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free’ and he is trying to get as much milk as he possibly can while he still feels he’s got it. If you are with him, it’s very real that you are not the only one. . .Sorry. But this guy is very likely going to try to get as many plates spinning as he can at the same time because this in some small way proves his self worth to himself. Part of him wonders what is so wrong with him that he is not married like all his friends. He feels free, but is none the less depressed by said freedom. He will never truly be happy, but will fuck his brains out til he sees the light. This is not a guy that you are likely to get anything real with. . .Sorry again.
This leads us to the age; Guys 32-34. Holy shit, if you know a guy in this age bracket, you can take him good. It is right about this age that unmarried guys start freaking the fuck out. They look to bond with anyone slightly good enough and are looking to settle down, cause they just spent the last 7 years throwing their dick to the wind. It has been said (Not by me) that this is the best age to be dating guys in. They have been through wars and bullshit, and now are only looking for that special someone to have a totally honest relationship with. For a few peak years a guy is most vulnerable, and this is the time to be striking. If you are smart you are seeking these guys out, cause they are your best chance at something great, and also something ultimately attainable.
Should you miss though. . .there are guys 35-39. These guys are pretty sad to be quite frank. They are like the basketball players who did not get picked in high school gym class. There is bitterness and anger. Understand that when you undertake with one of these guys, there will be a certain amount of bullshit that must be endured. This can make life rough, but, if it’s the right guy for you (Very important), it can be ultimately rewarding.
And if you are with a dude 40+ who has never been married then rock the hell on. He appreciates you and I hope you appreciate him. It’s a wild card at this point. He either cares deeply about long lasting relationships or he doesn’t give 2 shits. You gotta figure that one out for yourself, cause despite outward appearances it could be either.
And this is my basic guide into the male psyche. It is as true as I know it to be, and if you disagree you are probably stupid and alone. Or will be soon. I hope that I have helped each and every one of you delve into the minds of the guys that you are currently around.