I got 2 responses. One read:

“Good for her! That young punk was obviously tearing that pu**y up much better then you ever could! Lol! I applaud her. She probably left those windows up on purpose so you would take the hint: You’re OLD AND USELESS! Nobody wants an old d*ck. Hell when I get that age I’ll be cheating too. Lmao. I have to really give it to that cougar. She’s getting hers!

Toodles!”

In my wildest dreams I could not have predicted this response. I think it’s legend-class.

The other read:

“I want to help you. Send me an email”

I conversed with both. I confessed my ruse to the first one, and asked if she was calling my bluff. She didn’t answer directly, but skirted the issue in her response saying that playing games on Craig’s list can be good for a laugh - lol. I suppose she might have guessed my game, but I clearly fooled the second one.

The second one did not want to participate in my revenge either, but offered her own style of advice to discourage me from my vengeance. It turns out what triggered her response was being burned in a 3 year relationship with a married guy that just ended.

The ‘control’ message got nothing but spam.

I got much of the spam you got, although I did not get many ‘twin’ responses. I got a new one, though: it was just a pic of a woman holding a hand-written note with today’s date saying “if you are real, email me at “heather@mail4now.net”. Too bad the message came from Ivie Gilmore.

upon googling the “other” bartender (todd), from yr OG ‘hood, i FIRST came upon “almightyray.com”. cheezus, i thinks, what could this dude be up to? i was in friggn hysterics by the time i heard you scored the “dream job.” right f’n on, brodo. i have found myself in PDX, OR, just north of y’all, making my debut in an HP training video, acting, music-ing, and thinking of that SSSIIICK chair that you used to let MEW dominate in Westland apartmentville. good call on that SICK sportscoat. it saved you.

do you know there’s a band named MEW? they rock, naturally.

mark james is happy as hell to hear you’ve been let go of that sick joint. i think of visiting kim wengle (read: MGR!) and co. over there, and will, but regret all of the microwaved corporate bullshit that was forced down my throat. things change, y’know? tim kenrick practices yoga and todd cummins has a baby girl and life goes on…and i have grown the beard to gandalf-status, much to your peach-fuzzed advocates’ (and your) dismay.

here is a sample:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl_pGfWGXO8….of goings on. john mcDaniel once told me, “your past will find you.” all of this while rolling around in his cryptic li’l cavalier. he’s married, too.

life goes on and on. asalam!

in peace,
mark james (beard, grunt, ork)

Not much needs to be restated here. But for the record, I have never been rejected by a Texas chick. You cannot be rejected by a group that you have already decided is not good enough for you.

Your other statements pretty much establish what I’ve been talking about, and go to show why I would never get with a Texas lady. Thanks!

-Ray

PS. Did the second paragraph of the above comment sound kinda stalkery to anyone else? ‘Seen me in action?’ Sounds like someone is upset that I don’t want THEM! Hmm, just sayin’.

As a Texas girl myself, I find it incredibly disheartening reading your post. The women in Texas are amazing and it’s quite sad really that because you got rejected by a girl from Texas, you decided to lash out at all of them. (I mean this has to be the reason you wrote the post. Come on, some beautiful girl didn’t get your creepy wit, as you call it, and you slammed all Texas girls.) I wouldn’t expect someone from Detroit to get Texas women. You see, us southern girls have an actual sense of humor, one where we don’t have to say awkward things and hope people get what we mean.

Now to address the matter of not being in a hurry. Again, someone from Detroit wouldn’t understand the notion of savoring the good things in life by taking your time. Believe me, I have seen you in action and you definitely don’t take your time. I’ve never been so rushed in my life. I just hope for your sake that you don’t rush everything - otherwise, no girls whether from Texas or not, will want to hang around.

Lastly, I want to say thank you for your post. While I felt it was necessary to respond on behalf of my fellow Texas women, you have clearly identified the type of man we never will find attractive. And when it comes to identifying the loser men out there, we need all the help we can get. So thank you!