…..that has been given to me.
I’m listening to Richard Cheese performing ‘down with the sickness’. If you haven’t heard it go to my myspace page, it plays when you have it up.
Blech, 3 closing shifts in a row, and last night blew. Talk about getting anally torn up repeatedly, and without even the courtesy of a reach around, the shame! I swear some people should be spayed and neutered. The thought of these primates spawning worse creations frankly insults me. I think all of the worlds ills could be solved in my one point plan.
1) Give me the power to decide who lives and who dies
That is the plan, after that I figure the gene pool will be saved and all the derelects removed, therefore making joy for the world, yay, just like Christmas!
I am planning on getting my hair dyed this week some wild color. I was going to get it cut anyways, but I think going the full monty would be fun. I have never dyed my hair before, but I live in LA now and that type of behavior is clearly expected and what the heck? Why does everyone keep suggesting purple though? I think something darker, yet mildly unnatural looking is what I will go with, but I haven;t decided for sure yet. For all I know it will end up blue, that would rule too. I was supposed to get it done today but the person doing it got sick, so Thursday it will have to be! I figure worst case scenario I hate it and it will grow out soon enough, so no biggo deal.
Ugh, well, now I have 3 whole days in a row, and rent will get paid on time! No worries, that is nice. Hmm, if I wasn;t lame I’d probably already have a good idea what was up, fun places to go, people to hang with, etc. However remember first and foremost that I am a dork at heart, and therefore nope, no idea what the following days will bring. What excitement!
In any case today is Fat Tuesday, which is of course a national holiday for us Polish Fatties. I think they should in the name of progress and hip hop rename today Phat Tuesday, and instead of Polish pastries we all listen to albums from the Dirty South and eat grits and stuff, that would rule all. Well, maybe not, but fun times no matter what! Well, I am sure there will be a mardi gras party to go to somewhere, and nothing wrong with that.
Springer is back on now, so thus I must return to the viewing goodness. Everyone be good and if you can;t be good then just be good to me, that is good enough.
ps. I linked up the old Almightyray.com website on my blogroll over on the right side there, so if you wanna see what this site used to be, go check it out!
pss. Hey, go check out www.monkey-house.com It was a comic that shut down just as it was hitting it’s prime, but still good, and you will like it unless you are dumb. Did I mention that I helped write a few of them? No? Ok then I won’t.