Ok seriously now, what the fuck?
What is wrong with all you people? I mean, I see so many of you in shitty as fuck relationships that you are totally not happy with, yet you continue to suffer through them. Here is my simple plan for ending a shitty relationship.
1) Remove the obstacles
2) Dump the prick
It’s not that fucking hard, is it? The problem is that people get comfortable in their own myopic lives, and have a hard time inviting change into it.
Hell, some people even marry fucking loser douchebags that are not good enough for them, why? Sense of obligation? Inner self loathing? Mental retardation?
I have no answers for stupid human behavior. I choose to live life in a semi-rational way, attempting to make good decisions, trying to see things for what they are. Pity that doesn’t always add up to joy. I am convinced that joy only comes to the sheltered and the stupid.
I mean, take me for example, I am a beautiful, intelligent, caring mother fucker. Where does that get me? The sad thing is if I was a bit more successful, and had a bunch more money in the bank, I would easily rank on the most beautiful people lists, and the most eligible bachelors lists. But I am not in that fortunate situation just yet, my number has not been called, and I wallow in going for it obscurity. And so I sit down, the only ones wanting to be on my lap are my cats. But hey, at least they want to! Makes typing kinda rough but, I shall survive.
Anyways, what am I talking about? Oh yeah, relationships. Why the hell do people stick around with those that have cheated on them? What the fuck is up with that? I mean, if they did it once, they will surely do it again. So basically they have given a free pass to fuck for life. You honestly have to have serious mental problems to hang with somebody who cheated on you, cause you never get caught the first time, and those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. You are stupid and deserve what happens to you.
Was that too harsh? Good, you deserve it.
Not that this applies to anyone in particular, but if you reading any of this and it applies, then yes, it is aimed at you and you only.
I think what I need is to start dating a chick that is a total jerk. To date someone that I don’t even like. Then I can cheat on them like crazy and when I eventually get caught I can be like, well, you’re fat, and I don’t even like you, and the only reason why I cheated is because you weren’t good enough, fatty.
Man, that shit would be awesome, sadly I already know I am incapable of such actions, which blows for me but is good for potentially sucky girlfriends as I will pass on you. I mean, if I pass on you, there is an obvious fucking reason, cause I’m looking for attention and warm feelings, so if I actually walk away from you know that you are shitty.
Ok, I think that this is probably really long, and yet here you are at the end of it anyways, good job, you get a cookie from the jar, you deserve it.
Now continue to either keep on rocking, or living your miserable existence.
I gotta go back to my cocktail.
No, that;s not code for something you fucking sicko.
Why do I get hit on by men all the time?
No, I’ll save that for my next drunken rant.