Archive for February, 2009


Friday, February 27th, 2009

I was accosted on Facebook chat yesterday and congratulated on the Lions signing former Baltimore Ravens Linebacker Bart Scott. Scott is a good LB from a good team, and would have been a huge signing!

Then I woke up today to discover that he has signed a 6 year deal with the New York Jets.

Ugh, jerks, all of you.


Pop Co

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Here comes the Ol’ Pop Co!

11pm, the 2nd and 4th Sundays of each month. New show every time, directed by me!!!
IO West Theatre, 6366 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood, CA, 90029.

So, um, there ya go. Come see it and stuff. I am hoping to start putting our previous shows online on the site so everyone around the world can see them. Word!



Thursday, February 26th, 2009

I had one thought when watching the Republican response to Obama’s speech on Tuesday.

Hmm, Bobby Jindal huh? Wow, looks like the Republicans not only got all our jobs outsourced to India, but their candidates as well!

But seriously, that’s the up and coming star if the Republican party? Seriously? He was like the ‘Potential Love Interest’ that your friend introduces you to at a time when you aren’t looking to date anyone. You try to be polite, and the other person is trying really hard to be cool to you, but in the end you just can’t pretend to care.

If the ‘Pubs throw up a ticket of Palin/Jindal 2012, Barack has 4 more years to look forward to.


Saintly Bullshit

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

So, the Catholic Church is naming some guy from Hawaii who worked with lepers a saint. The guy took the name Damien and went to Hawaii knowing that he would never return, and died of, guess what, leprosy at the age of 49. He did this in the mid-late 1800′s.

So they off and name this guy a freaking saint? What a joke! Did he do good things and ultimately die as a result? Sure, that’s what happens to religious morons. But to name him a saint? Really?

In order to become a saint you have to perform 2 miracles. Now, since people these days require a little something called PROOF in their miracles, this would seemingly mean that no more saints would ever be named, since, you know, miracles are pretty lies.

Nope, miracles are a whole lot easier to come by when you drop the standard of what constitutes a miracle these days. So, both of his ‘miracles’ consisted of sick people who prayed to him, (Instead of God or Jesus might I add. Unless they prayed to him in addition to others, in which case the miracle distinction loses even more credibility!) and then those sick people got better. 2 times in like the last 150 years that has happened, and so that constitutes 2 ‘miracles’ and so let’s name the dude a saint! Yee-haw!

So here is what I propose. If you are one of my readers and you contract some terminal illness, I would ask that you pray to me to get better. Then if you defy the odds and beat the illness, tell every Catholic figure you meet about your experience. Since that is all it takes to constitute a miracle, I figure I’ll be sainted in the next 50 years!!!

And also you’re welcome for me making you beat your terminal illness and stuff. It really was nothing.

See you idiots in Heaven, I’ll be the one holding the clipboard!!!

-St. Almighty Ray

Sad news…

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Socks is dead, long live The Socks!

Best kids show EVER!

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Words cannot fully explain the joy I felt when watching this today. It’s so vulgar, but so innocent! Brilliant!!!


The Monkey House

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

This was a comic that I enjoyed from like 5 years ago.

Here is a strip than I wrote for it;

They should make more!


Don’t Put It In Your Mouth!!!

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Best PSA for kids EVER!!111