On Second Thought…
…I forgive Michael Jordan for picking on poor Kevin Bacon.
A recent article has shed light on why he may have been having a bad day. It turns out that Jordan has topped the list of most costly divorces. He has paid over 150 MILLION dollars to this bitch, er, excuse me, his ever doting and loving wife. Yeah, I can understand why she deserved to get so much money, I mean she had so much to do with him getting that money.
Oh wait, you mean she wasn’t the one with the God given talent in basketball who practiced hard and had the leadership of a champion? You mean he did all the work and was just some chick along for the ride?
I say fuck that.
My biggest question is why didn’t he just have her killed? Sorry but doesn’t that make so much more sense? I mean think about it, dude has already paid $150,000,000 to her for her continuing to breathe. I’m just saying if he would have dropped 100 MILLION dollars to the right people, I am convinced that he would have gotten her out of the picture full time with no worries. That leaves a full 50 MILLION dollars for him to spend at the Blackjack table!
I mean, a hundred million could pay for a big budget Hollywood movie, I’m sure that would be quite enough to take out a person who is keeping you down. You can buy alot of special effects for that much money, you can create evidence, get a homeless guy locked up for you, hell buy a body double to be somewhere public for you and do it yourself if you are a hands on type of guy. I’m just saying.
It just upsets me to think of such a great man being taken to the cleaners by a woman who added nothing to the conversation the whole time. She is lucky Jordan doesn’t think with the same touch of evil as I do.