Don’t cry!
Poor poor Buckeyes.
Everyone in the country already knew that you were giant frauds, it’s nice to see you finally realize it yourself. Way to live up to your ranking guys, how many times to I have to hear about how the Suckeye defense is the best in the league while my eyes are watching them get torched for one long, methodical drive after another!
And congrats on your schedule this year too! Way to schedule the out of conference upper tier teams once again like Youngstown State, Akron, and Kent State! WOW! Oh yeah and 3-7 Washington! Way to go the extra mile to prove your legitimacy.
And it’s one thing to walk around chest puffed out telling everyone you are the best team in the world despite never having played a decent team all year. And it’s another to get pimp slapped by a team that went 2-10 last year…AT HOME!!!
And let’s give up a round of applause to the classiness of the Ohio State players, handling such tragedy with style and grace. Oh wait, we can’t do that cause right after the game when Illinois started to celebrate as a team the Ohio State team rushed over and started pushing and shoving the Illinois players!!! If the Suckeyes had shown that much passion on the field maybe they wouldn’t have given up one prolonged drive after another!
But such lack of class is to be expected of Ohio State, sadly. They are a bunch of punks and thugs, and have been for many many years now. Need I remind everyone of Suckeye hero Maurice Clarett? The man who showed up to NFL practice with a bottle of vodka in his gym bag so he could ‘Get his Goose on’? Or how about OSU linebacker Robert Reynolds, who literally strangled Wisconsin QB Jim Sorgi ON CAMERA after tackling him?
Anyways, I’d like to offer a fresh box of Kleenex to all my Ohio State friends. You got 2 pluses from this loss today though!
1) Losing to Michigan next week won’t hurt so bad.
2) You won’t have to get embarrassed in the championship game AGAIN! Now you’ll just get embarrassed in the Outback Bowl!
LSU will be #1 again, finally a team at the top we can actually be PROUD of.
-Ray
PS. Ohio State sucks, Ohio State has always sucked, and Ohio State will forever suck.