Please make it stop
i just saw a commercial for a brand new straight to video movie!!!
American Pie presents: Beta House!
It’s like the Porkys series, but bleached and sanitized for your mediocrity!
Seriously, I thought the first American Pie was shite. This makes American Pie #6!
SIX! Let’s have a little history lesson;
American Pie – 1999
American Pie 2 – 2001
American Wedding – 2003
Then we get to the made for video trollop:
American Pie Presents: Band Camp – 2005
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile – 2006
American Pie Presents: Beta House – 2007
Let me just go ahead and give you parts 7-9 right now…
American Pie Presents: Goin’ Greek – 2008
American Pie Presents: Forn-education – 2009
American Pie Presents: Let’s Steal More Money From Fucking Morons – 2010
Are people seriously still shelling out money for this crap? My original observation on the American Pie series was, “Oh great, that’s what we need, more movies promoting underage sex! Cause if it’s one thing that teenagers need, it’s to be boning more.” From there we had one less funny movie after another, til now we Beta House. Let me guess, Stiffler’s brother finds a secret hole into the showers at the Sorority Beta House, and he fulfills his masturbatory desires in mindblowingly hilarious ways until more and more friends of his discover the hole, now how can he masturbate with all his friends already masturbating at the Beta House hole in the wall! And what will happen when Eugene Levy catches one of them in the act! Oh no! Hilarity ensues, give us 20 bucks.
I wonder if somewhere there are 2 Hollywood execs who have a secret personal competition to see who can make more shitty sequels til they run out of money. American Pie VS. Air Bud