Christmas Bumping

Happy Seasonal Holiday to each and every one of you! (Except you in the red, ya jerk, you know who you are)

I will be celebrating today by going in to work. Yes, I’ll be slinging macaroni on the day of our Lord. Huzzah!

I began celebrating the Xmas season early by being involved in a car accident. Everything is fine, and no damage was done. But I was coming home from a Karaoke bar on Tuesday night (Thankfully I didn’t drink somehow, for reals) when I was stopped at a red light by where I work. Somehow the woman in the car in front of me was not aware of my presence, and she totally put her car in reverse and backed up into my front bumper while I honked wildly and tried to get out of the way. Unreal.

Anyways, like I said, no damage done, just got me freaked the heck way out. And what is really odd is that this is the second time this has happened in the past month! After going over 15 years of it NEVER happening. What is wrong with you people? I mean, I know I look good and all, but this is no way for you ladies to meet me in person!

Anyways, I gotta get out the door and catch the subway, since I don’t trust any of you out there anymore. Hope the Kwanzaa Claus brought y’all a pegacorn or at least a pony!

-Ray

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