I think jealousy can be a powerfully constructive emotion.
While left unchecked it can destroy you, yet funneled into positivity it can drive you to greater things in life. It can be part of the fuel for your fire that causes you to strive to be better.
Or you can let it consume you and grind you to floor, powerless to do anything but hate those around you.
In this case I will take the latter.
I am jealous of people that get 2 capital letters in their last name.
I only have 1 capital letter in my last name and it pisses me off. I think I am important enough for 2. Sadly I’m not Italian, Irish, or Scottish, so I don’t get it.
People with the following last names can officially fuck off;
This is not a complete list, just a starting point. If you have 2 capital letters in your last name I hate you and wish all the bad things in the world happen to you and you only.
So there you go.
There are probably other things in life I could be jealous about, but none of them share the importance of this issue.