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Bill Plaschke

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Bill Plaschke needs to calm the fuck down.

LA Dodgers superstar Manny Ramirez got busted for a banned substance and will be suspended for 50 games. That sucks.

What sucks more is LA columnist Bill Plaschke coming on ESPN all day today and screaming and shouting that Manny cheated the fans, is a cheater, a thief, and most likely a Satanist I am guessing. Plaschke is on my TV right now acting like Manny slept with his wife.

Oh my God. This story just dropped today, and we do not have hardly any details. Manny claims that he got a doctor prescribed drug for a seperate non baseball issue and that is why he tested positive. Ok, well, it’s only been a few hours, I am willing to give the benefit of the doubt and an opportunity to clear his name as much as he can. If this is an untrue claim, it will be found out and Manny shamed further.

But Bill Plaschke needs to sip a Bud, smoke a doob, and chill the fuck out. The people of LA love the Dodgers, and love anyone who wears the uniform, especially if they are goofy and hit muy home runs. Sorry Bill, but the people of this town are not going to all turn their backs on Manny when he returns in early July. I am sorry that you feel personally violated by Manny Ramirez, Mr. Plaschke, but let’s give this some time to play out before we strap him into the electric chair and pull the switch.

-Ray