"All Hail Commander Keen, Force Commander of the Pink Marines"

 

There exists a mutha who is beyond any peer n' shit.
Tha dude is da only multi-media celebrity ever hail
from Livonia, MI, know what I'm sayin'? If yo' ass
dare enter da web crib of such a bomb diggity mutha,
then click da link below. But be forewarned, viewing
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